Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Gotta watch little old ladies.

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't," she replied.

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!


Mississippi Songbird said...

You have a neat blog.. I found you thru Karen's Blog..
Have a wonderful Easter Week..

Carletta said...

Nan, I don't know where you find these little gems, but it is always fun to stop by here!

Rue said...

That's hysterical! LOL

Oh and Shiloh said to say hi to Bailey ;)

Have a great day,
Rue :)

Karen H. said...

Good Afternoon Nan,
Ohmygosh, that is so not right. ROFLMBO. LOL. Where on earth do you find these cute jokes? I know I can always find a good laugh when I come to visit you. I really liked this one and will have to share it with my DH when he gets home. We are all moved in but still have plenty of unpacking to do. I'm doing a little bit each day. I love your St. Patrick's Day dishes in your post below. I didn't even cook anything special for St. Patrick's Day. It was just me and the girls here and we were so tired and sore from all the moving, that we didn't do much on Monday. We did have sandwiches to eat tho. I did put up a post very early this morning. My schedule is off track this week as the girls are out for Spring Break. It's going to be rough on me come Monday morning. LOL. Take care my friend and have a great day. May God Bless You and Yours.

Love & Hugs,
Karen H.

Suzy said...

that is so funny!!!
I just wanted to wish you Happy Spring and Happy Easter!!!!!


Janet said...

So cute an the "mental" picture is funny and disturbing at the same time.
Happy Easter Nan and family.


Kari & Kijsa said...

Tee Hee! LOL!!!! Too funny
Have a wonderful day!

kari & kijsa

pumpkin seed said...

You always keep me laughing! I call my dad almost evey week to tell him a new joke that I have found..usually I find them right here on your blog! Thanks for the laughs!

Jackie said...

Oh my, I am still giggling. You have a wonderful Easter.

God bless.

Karen H. said...

Good Morning Nan,
I just wanted to drop by and wish you and your Family a "HAPPY EASTER" and "HE IS RISEN". I hope you are having a wonderful weekend. Take care my friend and have a great Easter. May God Bless You and Yours.

Love & Hugs,
Karen H.

Meggie said...

How did I miss this cute post? Sooo funny!

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