Saturday, March 1, 2008

Bob's boots!


Bob's Boots
Bob always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. He's an elderly man and figures he's not getting any younger. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looks him over, "Nope" she says.
Frustrated Bob storms off into the bathroom,undresses,and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Bob, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Bob yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'"
'Nope', she replies.
Bob Yells 'CAUSE IT'S LOOKIN' AT MY NEW BOOTS" To which Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bob, Shoulda bought a hat."

13 comments:

Jackie said...

I am still giggling over this one.

Janet said...

Very cute. I think I need to send that to some of my friends for a laugh :)

Janet

BittersweetPunkin said...

LOL! Slap me and call me stupid...I had to read that TWICE!! LOL

Tammy said...

*Evil cackle*

Have a great Sunday!

Karen H. said...

Good Morning Nan,
I am ROFLMBO here and can barely type this. LOL. Dang it, okay let me collect myself here. LOL. That was just too funny. "THANK YOU" for making my day once again. I will have to tell this to my DH when he comes home again. He will be LOL for sure. Hope you have had a wonderful weekend. It has been like Spring here all weekend. A cold front is to move thru on Monday night tho and turn cold again. I am out visiting and trying to catch up. I did put up a new post for today. Take care my friend and have a great day. May God Bless You and Yours.

Love & Hugs,
Karen H.
P.S. Don't go getting around any Bob's. ROFLMBO.

Suzy said...

Hilarious! I love the jokes you post, you have a great sense of humor.

Suzy

Cottage Contessa said...

Yeah a big TALL hat! heheheheheeeeeeeee lol love it!
Amanda (aka Cottage Contessa)

Meggie said...

Hilarious!

bj said...

This one got a laugh out loud from me, Nan....Thanks, girlfriend.
hugs, bj

Kari & Kijsa said...

Teeheehheee! Still giggling...had to pass this one onto the DHs!

blessings,
kari & kijsa

Anonymous said...

Wym got a BIG laugh out of that
one, and me too!
Thanks, Christy:-)<><

Classic Charm said...

Ha! Nan, too good I am literally laughing out loud here....my kids are asking me what is so funny!
Rose

Rue said...

Hi there :) Remember me?? Shiloh's mom?? I just wanted to stop in and tell you that I've started a blog too! Please come see me and tell me if it's okay. I don't really know anyone else to ask that does this and I really don't know what I'm doing. Hope to see you there, hthrrue :)