Monday, February 4, 2008

Gender Specific Driving Ettiquette

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.

When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back - *ITCH!
The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.

Moral of the story:
Men never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says.


Karen H. said...

Good Evening Nan,
Oh my gosh, that is just too funny. LOL. "THANK YOU" for sharing it with us. Tis true isn't it? LOL. A man only hears what he wants to hear most of the time. Or either it goes in one ear and right out the other. LOL. I've always heard this saying, "Men, you can't live with them, and you can't live without them". LOL. Take care my friend and have a great day. May God Bless You and Yours.

Love & Hugs,
Karen H.

Rosie's Whimsy said...

Funny Story! Scary Picture :-(

The story pretty much sums up the whole Venus and Mars scenario ;-)

Classic Charm said...

HA - you crack me up girl!!!! Yikes, I hope nobody was badly hur in that photo. Scary stuff!


Tammy said...

Ruh Row...LMBO!!

Linda said...

This is too funny but so true. They also are guilty of selective hearing:)..but what to do? I loved the bubble gum funny too. Linda

BittersweetPunkin said...

That is SO funny!
I hope you have a great day!

Janet said...

I sure hope that wasn't a real photo!! So true, so true, but we love 'em anyway.


Sugarplum Cottage said...

I check out your blog daily, but this is the first time I've commented. You are absolutely hilarous and make my day go a little easier. Thanks for sharing your humor. RoseMarie

PAT said...

That is so funny Nan......and so true.


Meggie said...

Amen! What a gruesome photo! Hope no one was seriously hurt.