Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Learning to cuss!

A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing."

The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year -old continue, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna
say something with 'hell' and you say something with ass.

The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old
what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have
some Cheerios."
Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts,
"You can stay in there until I let you out." She then comes back downstairs,
looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want
for breakfast, young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't
be Cheerios."


12 comments:

bj said...

HA HAAAA AWH HAAAAA BAW HAAAAA...AAAAAHHAAAAAA...THIS IS JUST PRICELESS, Nan....
hugs, bj

Karen H. said...

Good Morning Nan,
Well, I have been awake all night. I wanted some coffee last night so I made me a pot. Well, it's kept me awake all night. I finally got out of bed around 3:30a.m. and started me another pot around 4:00a.m. LOL. Wanna join me for a cup of coffee? That joke is just too cute. I either seen it somewhere else or got it as an email. Shoot, I can't remember. LOL. "THANK YOU" for sharing it with us. Take care my friend and have a great day. May God Bless You and Yours.

Love & Hugs,
Karen H.
P.S. I posted another recipe this morning on my today's post.

Janet said...

That got me laughing this morning. Can't you just picture it?

Janet

Tammy said...

*LOUD CACKLE*
Oh me.....Oh my.....

Jackie said...

Priceless. Thank you so much for the fit of giggles.

Anne F. said...

Oh my goodness this made me laugh so hard cause it made me think of my older boys around that age and this would be something they would do also. thank you for the chuckle today.

Classic Charm said...

NAN! This is sooooo funny, I love it! Thanks for giving me a chuckle.
Hugs,
Rose
P.S. my girlfriend went to get those plates, they are all gone, she found ONE.
Ugh!
Hugs, Rose

Classic Charm said...

Nan,
Stop on over to see the bird prints I'm spying. And I hope you don't mind I used your name in talking about them. Also, I think you'll be having some visitors on over. hee......
Hugs,
Rose

Terri and Bob said...

Now that is a cute one!!

PAT said...

I love it!!

Pat

Sandy said...

Hi Nan - new to your site. This is just great! :)))Thanks for the smile.
Sandy

bj said...

Hi, friend...you haven't posted in a few days and just wanted to make sure things are ok in your world.
Probably really busy at work and tired at night??
hugs, bj